If I am telling my husband I love him, I will tell him to his face, instead of on social media.
Professing my undying love for my spouse on a public page is just not for me. Just because I did not participate in the picture posting frenzy does not mean I am not a happily married woman. (and just for the record, of course I am, have you seen the smokin' hot son of a gun I married?!)
But really, Parker and I aren't the "lovey-dovey" type of couple anyway. (Well, after approximately 14 Cheladas and 23 Coors Lights we have been known to tear up the dance floor with offbeat jitterbug steps and sing "14 Carat Mind" at the top of our lungs, but that's true love right?)
Of course, it's heart warming to see the couple like my dear friend and her fiancée who are whispering sweet nothings in each others ears giggling and making googly-eyes at each other while singing karaoke "Party For Two". Ah young love! It's cute - and I wish I could say I remember those days but mostly our "young love" stage consisted of who could take the most shots of Wild Turkey contest to see who had to drive to the rodeo the next day. Everyone has their own love language!
Listen, there's nothing wrong with being proud of your significant other! All I am saying here is that just because your friends that you tagged in the spouse challenge didn't participate doesn't mean their marriage is falling apart and they are filing for divorce! Carry on friends!
And, my man of many talents
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| Relatively decent on a knee board |
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| Piss poor fisherman, but pretty good at drinking beer |
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| Not the best KISS imitation I've ever seen |
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| But fairly good in the branding pen |
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| Just kidding, he's like really good in the branding pen |
